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It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?

There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few.

If love can bloom on the battlefield, then by God, it can bloom anywhere it damn well pleases.

Regardless of race, creed, species, plane of existence, or definition of "alive," your perfect match is waiting for you somewhere in the great cosmos.

They're good for a laugh, but typically one-note gags, with little substance beyond the ridiculous premise.